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		<title>That deer want teh sexors</title>
		<link>http://dirtycrow.com/2011/11/25/that-deer-want-teh-sexors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Crow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[She&#8217;s actually very lucky that deer didn&#8217;t go into attack mode. Her useless and giggling boyfriend should have choked that deer out.]]></description>
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She&#8217;s actually very lucky that deer didn&#8217;t go into attack mode. Her useless and giggling boyfriend should have choked that deer out. </p>
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		<title>An apple a day&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://dirtycrow.com/2011/06/05/an-apple-a-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 23:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Crow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[will not keep lung cancer away. seen in Wilton, NY. I saw this today; in one hand a cig and an apple in the other&#8230;. I wondered if the nutritional benefits of a healthy snack were counter balanced by a cigarette. I found this as ironic as a co-worker commenting that eating tuna is bad [...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman; font-size:12pt"><em>seen in Wilton, NY.</em><br />
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<p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman; font-size:12pt">I saw this today; in one hand a cig and an apple in the other&#8230;. I wondered if the nutritional benefits of a healthy snack were counter balanced by a cigarette. I found this as ironic as a co-worker commenting that eating tuna is bad for me since its &#8220;heavily processed&#8221;&#8230; it&#8217;s not&#8230; and that my jerky is very high in sodium&#8230; and that she would never eat jerky since she is very health conscientious of what she puts in her body. She&#8217;s a two pack a day smoker.</span></p>
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		<title>OMG WEEEEEE</title>
		<link>http://dirtycrow.com/2011/05/23/omg-weeeeee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 16:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Crow</dc:creator>
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		<title>One of the worst things i&#8217;ve ever seen</title>
		<link>http://dirtycrow.com/2011/05/04/one-of-the-worst-things-ive-ever-seen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 02:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Crow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hollywood]]></category>
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		<title>Well if Boba Fett feels the cops acted accordingly&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://dirtycrow.com/2011/04/27/well-if-boba-fett-feels-the-cops-acted-accordingly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 19:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Crow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[who am I to question Boba Fett. Boba Fett had this to add on his YouTube Channel. Iam boba fett in the video and they got what they deserved … I almost jumped in and shot a few girls with my gauntlet darts !!! I just wanted﻿ to eat my eggs and bacon in peace [...]]]></description>
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<p>Boba Fett had this to add on his YouTube Channel.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Iam boba fett in the video and they got what they  deserved … I almost jumped in and shot a few girls with my gauntlet  darts !!! I just wanted﻿ to eat my eggs and bacon in peace Damm it !!</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Miss South Carolina v.2</title>
		<link>http://dirtycrow.com/2009/07/24/miss-south-carolina-v-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Crow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WTF, i live in the &#8220;east coast.&#8221; We have slaves?! Man, wish i knew sooner.]]></description>
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<p>WTF, i live in the &#8220;east coast.&#8221; We have slaves?! Man, wish i knew sooner. </p>
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		<title>El Salvador = gropeful</title>
		<link>http://dirtycrow.com/2009/06/17/el-salvador-gropeful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Crow</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
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		<title>$19.99 to have a new way to wipe your butt? &#8220;Finally there&#8217;s a better way&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://dirtycrow.com/2009/06/12/19-99-to-have-a-new-way-to-wipe-your-butt-finally-theres-a-better-way/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Crow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think i&#8217;ll get two!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think i&#8217;ll get two!<br />
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		<title>so i&#8217;m driving home today</title>
		<link>http://dirtycrow.com/2009/06/11/so-im-driving-home-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Crow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[and i see a Chrysler Crossfire, and i&#8217;m all like&#8230; &#8220;where have i seen that before?&#8221; see below the fold. oh, yeah, thats right.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and i see a Chrysler Crossfire, and i&#8217;m all like&#8230; &#8220;where have i seen that before?&#8221;<br />
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/kdpsports/celeb2/Chrysler-Crossfire.jpg" alt="" width="512" height="384" /><br />
see below the fold.<br />
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oh, yeah, thats right.<br />
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		<title>No freaking way. Dogs &gt; U</title>
		<link>http://dirtycrow.com/2009/06/11/no-freaking-way-dogs-u/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirty Crow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wild dogs that commute from suburbs to scavenge in city The clever canines board the Tube each morning. After a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night. Experts studying the dogs say they even work together to make [...]]]></description>
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<p>Wild dogs that commute from suburbs to scavenge in city The clever canines board the Tube each morning. After a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.</p>
<p>Experts studying the dogs say they even work together to make sure they get off at the right stop after learning to judge the length of time they need to spend on the train. The mutts choose the quietest carriages at the front and back of the train. They have also developed tactics to hustle humans into giving them more food on the streets of Moscow.</p>
<p>Dr Poiarkov told how the dogs like to play during their daily commute. He said: ?They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.? The dogs have learned to use traffic lights to cross the road safely, said Dr Poiarkov. And they use cunning tactics to obtain tasty morsels of shawarma, a kebab-like snack popular in Moscow.</p>
<p><a href="http://classics.tumblr.com/post/96579206">http://classics.tumblr.com/post/96579206</a></p>
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